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• Hark, what mail from yonder modem breaks?
• Everything's great in this good old world; (This is the stuff they can always use.
  ) God's in his heaven, the hill's dew-pearled; (This will provide for baby's shoes....
• Hark! they whisper; angels say, Sister spirit, come away!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dying Christian to his Soul...
• Hark! from the tombs a doleful sound.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Hymns and Spiritual Songs, Book ii, Hymn 63...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
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• If it takes a man and a half a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, how many days does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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