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• Chaining: A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output. -- Computing Definitio
• Switch: When management changes its mind. -- Computing Definitio
• Error: What you made the first time you went into a computer showroom 'just to look.'
• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Hardware: Nuts, bolts, and circuit boards "left over" after repairman has reassembled cpu.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say.
• It's amazing what you can do when someone has faith in you.
• Quote #583 Most papers in computer science describe how their author learned what someone else already knew.
  -- Peter Landin (paraphrased)...