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• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
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• Hard Drive backup??? Who me.......
• The villany you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard, but I will better the instruction.
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• Alcohol still kills more people every year than all `illegal' drugs put together, and Prohibition only made it worse.
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