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  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
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  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....
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  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
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