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• One homunculus a day keeps the doctor away.
• Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
• Kirk: "I don't want to hurt you." -- "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2.
• What did the baby computer say when it got hurt? I want my da-ta!
• But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace. -- Bart, "Cape Feare
• SMILEY -=#:-) wizard
• If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Anita C., age 8...
• Ask a wizard for help.