Happy New Year!: Mary Christma
Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
-- Duncan Bailey...
We have heard from one transvestite who has told us his way of having a happy Christmas.
He simply likes to eat, dring and be Mary....
Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
[the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift....
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
!) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
Christmas comes once a year but our friendship is forever.
Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.