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• Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
• People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
  -- Duncan Bailey...
• We have heard from one transvestite who has told us his way of having a happy Christmas.
  He simply likes to eat, dring and be Mary....
• Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
  [the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift....
• Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
• KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
  !) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
• Christmas comes once a year but our friendship is forever.
• Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
  Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...
• Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.