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• Happy New Year!: Mary Christma
• Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office.
  [the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift....
• We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....
• One year we had a Christmas brunch with Merry Christmas Mush to munch.
  But I don't think you'd care for such. We didn't like to munch mush much. -- Dr Sue...
• People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
  -- Duncan Bailey...
• Merry Christmas to all from the feline furrie
• Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
  In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...
• Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
  In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...