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• A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand.
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out light bulbs.
• Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
• Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
• Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a long Congressional probe.
• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
• But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.