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• You mean I have to take classes?! But I just came here for the beer.
• It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.
• You are here. . . . . *.
  ....
• Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart.
  They'll make a pizza pie with the topping of your choice!...
• Advise to a young lawyer: When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
• The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it. -- Ed Howe
• When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. -- Cicero (B.C. 106-43)
• In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once! -- Lazarus Long
• Perhaps it would be best if this argument remained a deep mystery to you.