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• Many empty Coke bottles are here. Alas, they can't hold water.
• We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.
  Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate. -- Dennis Mille...
• He who sees what comes out, and why, gains wisdom. -- Richard N. Farme
• Ten thousand years from now, the only story this civilization will tell will be in its junk piles- so observe what is important!
  -- Richard N. Farme...
• A rose is a rose is a rose, but junk is not junk is not junk.
  It is never quite what you think it is. -- Richard N. Farme...
• What goes in, comes out. -- Richard N. Farme
• Krusty: Poochie's dead! [laughs] [children in the audience cheer loudly] Well kid
  we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week....
• Fish and visitors stink in three days. -- Poor Richard
• INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.
  The introduction attains its most malevolent development in this century, being, indeed, closely related to our political system....