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• Happiness at age ten was finding an empty six pack of returnable Coke bottles.
  The poor kids these days will never know that they missed, which is why we have a generation gap....
• The bottle of water is now empty.
• The face of a penny can hold over thirty drops of water.
• Blondes and Beer bottles: both empty from the neck up.
• Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles. -- Sven Italla
• No pain here, no dull empty hours, no fear of the past, no fear of the future.
  Drinking this champagne water is pure pleasure, so is breathing the living air. -- John Mui...
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• Continental people have sex-life; the English have hot-water bottles.
• COKE IS IT!