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• If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put into perspective.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Look at this [dollar bill], for those of you who haven't seen [one] before.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• 20 scared-out-of-their-gourds 3 or 4-year olds is an example of what I'd like to do to some of you who are really getting on my nerves.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...