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• Usually shooting a professor in the head ticks them off, but sometimes they'll say 'Thank you.
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Let's assume the semester's over, so dying is a bad thing.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• There are two universes: for males, and for females.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...