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• Happily ever after...there are some people who have achieved that, for the moment.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• The only sense I can make out of having kids is it's a good way to become a grandparent.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Look at this [dollar bill], for those of you who haven't seen [one] before.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Most divorces are just a four-year-long date with a little bookkeeping.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Usually shooting a professor in the head ticks them off, but sometimes they'll say 'Thank you.
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• They don't let us beat students anymore, but my fantasy life is my own business.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...