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• Please saw my legs off. -- Things you never hear people say
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  ' -- Morrisey...
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  '" -- Morrisey...
• Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard ou
  for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them....
• People are never so ready to believe you as when you say things in dispraise of yourself
  and you are never so much annoyed as when they take you at your word....
• I'd love to, but... my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
  -- 61 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• You see things; and say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?
  ' -- George Bernard Shaw...
• All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...