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• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
• The one you love the most is the one you can help the least.
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
• If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others. -- the Dalai Lama
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
• In magic, as in all true professions, there are rules by which you must play.
  At least, you must play by them until such time as you can get away with something else....