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• Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!
• Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
• Accidents cause History. If Sigismund Unbuckle had taken a walk in 1426 and met Wat Tyle
  he Peasant's Revolt would never have happened and the motor car would not have been invented until 2026, which would have meant that all the oil could have been used for lamps, thus saving the electric light bulb and the whale, and nobody would have caught Moby Dick or Billy Budd....
• The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident.
  That's where we come in; we're computer professionals....
• Accidents can happen.
• Accidents never happen.