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• Gross exaggeration is at least 144 times as bad as ordinary exaggeration.
• Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
• 12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^1/2)) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 A Doze
  a Gross and a Score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, equals nine squared and not a bit more....
• 12 + 144 + 20 + 3(4) 2 ---------------------- + 5(11) = 9 + 0 7 A doze
  a gross and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!...
• A guy goes into a drugstore on a Friday and says, "Give me a gross of those safes.
  He comes back Monday and says, "There were only 143 in that gross....
• When a person says that in the interest of saving time, he will summarize a prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.
  -- Alan Otte...
• Anyone who says he is not going to resign, four times, definitely will.
  -- Galbraith's Law of Political Wisdom...
• I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Larry King couldn't compete against Rush Limbaugh so Larry ran away.