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• 12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^1/2)) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 A Doze
  a Gross and a Score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, equals nine squared and not a bit more....
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #9
• 1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  2. Isaac Newton's birthday. 3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook....
• imes-or-divided-by quant. [by analogy with `plus-or-minus'] Term occasionally used when describing the uncertainty associated with a scheduling estimate
  for either humorous or brutally honest effect. For a software project, the scheduling uncertainty factor is usually at least 2....
• 1/2) / 3 | 2 3 x 3.14 (1/2) | z dz cos (--------) = ln(e ) / 1 9 The integral
  from one to root three, Of z to the second dz, Times the cosine Of 3 pi over nine Is the log of the third root of e....
• Twice five syllables Plus seven can't say much but That's Haiku for you.