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• Moe: You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully.
  You're not all hung up on looking attractive and desirable....
• Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
• Every so often I find myself giving out a business address over the phone that includes the postal code M5H 2N6.
  I'm always tempted to say: "M as in Mormon... N as in nary...
• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
• Constructive criticism is so rare.
• I am so smart I make myself sick.