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• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• I'm sick of liberals...Hillary, am I covered for that?
• I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
• If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I?
  If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel...
• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
• I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I am saying.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• I'm sick of Elders. Am I covered under the health plan?
• I'm sick of Hillary. Am I covered under the health plan?