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• Great Cooks Are NOT Appreciated.
• Are these the choice dishes the Doctor has sent us?
  Is this the great poet whose works so content us? This Goldsmith's fine feast, who has written fine books?...
• In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
  In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian....
• Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
  Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians....
• Heaven allows glimpses only to those at a distance.
• There is no heaven or hell--only smoking or non-smoking.
• Many a man has found the acquisition of wealth only a change, not an end of miseries, for often a great fortune is a great slavery.
  The person who has it is a slave to it, rather than being the master of it for great wealth and contentment seldom share the same household....
• There is great disorder under heaven and the situation is excellent. -- Mao Zedong
• What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse! -- Stanislaw J. Lec