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• In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones.
  -- Mao Zedong...
• Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
  -- Mao Zedong, "Quotations from Chairman Mao", 1966...
• Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
  -- Mao Zedong, "Quotations from Chairman Mao", 1966...
• The atom bomb is a paper tiger... Terrible to look at but not so strong as it seems. -- Mao Zedong
• Romulan Ale, excellent drink and a great varnish remover!
• My center is giving way, my right in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack!
• Great Cooks Are Not Found In Kitchens Only In Heaven.
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....
• See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!