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• Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family." -- Jerry Seinfeld
• Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball game
• When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts.
• Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
  -- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripide...
• Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
  Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....
• Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth?
  Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza? Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival...
• It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye, then it's a sport.
• Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home!