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• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Dieting is a matter of mind over platter.
• Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
  Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
• My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
  I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I am always glad to touch the living rock again and dip my head in the high mountain sky.
  -- John Mui...
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....