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• Let me go home and start over....
• Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. xxxvii...
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
• No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
• If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home and crawl under your bed.
  -- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• HGD: Halt, Get Drunk