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• Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.
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• The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
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• After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
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• The grass is always greener on the other side
• A good library must always be a two way street.
• Parking is such street sorrow. -- Herb Cae
• Parking is such street sorrow. -- Mario Andretti
• The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.