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• Good parking places are always on the other side of the street. -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso
• After a raise in salary you will have less money at the end of each month than you had before.
  -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
• Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.
  -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso...
• Chrissy's Advice: He who buys the hockey tickets, lives!
• RAFFLE A way to get you to spend $2 in the mistaken belief that you have a newt's chance in a grinder of winning a hamper/car/holiday.
  There's something just not quite right about the principle of making money for charities which involves giving away expensive prizes....
• Gioia's Theory: The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.
• The person with the least expertise has the most options. -- Gioia's Theory
• This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink.