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• Poets go from bad to verse.
• Poets that lasting marble seek Must come in Latin or in Greek.
  -- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Of English Verse...
• Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
• But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery -- go!
  -- Mark "The Bard" Twai...
• Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars.
  The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets....
• A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.