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Eat A Live Toad In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You For The Rest Of The Day.
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Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to
you for the rest of the day.
Related:
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]...
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Nothing will ever happen to you.
Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
It just gets worse and worse....
