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• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Witches don't fear God and they don't believe in Satan.
• Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
  Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!...
• Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• A/~~\A | LEAVING ALABAMA | ((o o))___ | Set your watch up an | \ / ~~~ # | hour .
• Worship God. Love People. Use Things. Don't Mix Them Up!
• Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan?
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS!