Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle.
Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window]
Ned: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
[the man reverses his path through the window and sits down]
We do have an emergency plan in case of a prolonged strike right
here.
[opens a briefcase]
Let's see..."Replace teachers with super-intelligent cyborgs. Or,
if cyborgs aren't invented yet, use people from the neighborhood."
-- Long-term planning by the PTA, "The PTA Disbands"
Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window]
Ned: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
[the man reverses his path through the window and sits down]
We do have an emergency plan in case of a prolonged strike right
here.
[opens a briefcase]
Let's see..."Replace teachers with super-intelligent cyborgs. Or,
if cyborgs aren't invented yet, use people from the neighborhood."
-- Long-term planning by the PTA, "The PTA Disbands"
Related:
- Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to
or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this ... - Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the
window.
that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's... - Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat
soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Edna: Good news, people!
[the other teachers cheer]
I'm happy to announce that another union has joined us in a
sympathy strike:
the piano tuners' Local 412! [the teachers... - Homer, to Lisa when she builds a perpetual motion machine during a teacher's strike:
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
I've got to get the real teachers back. Milhouse... - Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath? ...
