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• The new electronic independence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
• It was such a small town we didn't even have a village idiot.
  We had to take turns. -- Billy Holliday...
• The Texas Legislature, God forbid, wil be with us again shortly, thus depriving many a village of its idiot.
  -- Molly Ivi...
• global warming
• The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
  Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the Neutron Bomb II not only kills people and leaves buildings standing, but also does a little light housekeeping....
• Scheduled global CPU outage
• Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground, said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.
  ' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Rival...
• Bart: Dad, isn't this stealing? Homer: Read your town charter, boy.
  If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot....
• Member of the global hegemonic oligopatriarchy and proud of it!