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• Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain.
  -- William Faulkne...
• Nothing beats a hockey game!
• Nothing beats The Montreal Canadiens!
• Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief. -- William Faulkne
• For adult education, nothing beats children.
• Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie. -- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa
• Gambling is a method of getting nothing for something.
• There is an iron "scold's bridle" in Walton Church.
  They used these things in ancient days for curbing women's tongues....