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• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
  I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
• We care a lot / About the welfare of all you boys and girls We care a lot / About you people 'cause we're out to save the world.
  It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it... -- Faith No More...
• Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.
  Except for Marge -- Marge, you tested positive for Crack and PCP....
• Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.
  -- Karl Kraus Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd....
• Well, I suppose one regards it as an optional extra.
• Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know it's against all your moral fibers -- Lisa
  [grabs sheet] Give it to me. [chuckles] Hey, wait!...
• If I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in my heart to bestow it all of your worship.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 5...
• I have been asked to put something in here that touches us all.
  While my intentions may be the very best, it is quite unfortunate that I know next to nothing about toilet paper....