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• I think that the team that wins game five will win the series.
  Unless we lose game five. -- Charles Barkley...
• My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games.
  After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?...
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E
• Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
  Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch] He's spinning the ball on his finger!...
• Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
• Ah, sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend.
  Tsk, get me something on an aisle, Smithers, I don't want to be &l...
• Lisa: What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day.
  Marge: I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series....
• Zero G and I fell fine.