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• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• Show me a female ... I'll show you a problem.
• Show me the glen where the kippers roam free.
• Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
• Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sourpuss.
• Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
• Show me a squirrel's nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite.
• Show me a stolen sausage and I'll show you a missing link.