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• Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
• Mars's Rule: An expert is anyone from out of town.
• An expert is anyone from out of town. -- Mars' Rule
• Critical judgment of work in any given field has little value unless it comes from someone who is an expert in that field.
• The only thing worse than an expert is someone who thinks he's an expert.
• Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
  [Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
• He who sees what comes out, and why, gains wisdom. -- Richard N. Farme
• What goes in, comes out. -- Richard N. Farme
• An expert doesn't know more than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.
  -- Van Oech's Law...