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• Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid.
• You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand. -- Kahlil Gibra
• Ever since I was a young boy, I've hacked the ARPA ne
  From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, Sure sends a mean packet....
• That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
• A deaf, dumb and blind idiot could have made a better world than this.
  -- Tennessee Williams (1914-1983) interview in Esquire Sept. 1971...
• Love is deaf as well as blind... and walks with a limp. -- SLR
• I know if you been talkin' you done said just how suprised you wuz by the living dead.
  You wuz suprised that they could understand you words and never respond once to all the truth they heard....
• The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...