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  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• All but Moe: Go, Moe! Go, Moe! Don't make Homer shout out "D'oh"!
  [Moe rolls a strike] All: Yay!...
• Oh look, this is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!
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• You are smart. Can you make us go?
• How do you make a cat go moo? Ask it "Does a dog have the Buddha-nature?
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