EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 2 of 2
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you
realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
27. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
28. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
29. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
30. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
31. Never pass a snow plow on the right.
-- Gregory Singleton
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you
realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
27. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
28. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
29. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
30. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
31. Never pass a snow plow on the right.
-- Gregory Singleton
Related:
- Long's Notes
1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until... - 21. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 19. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 15. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
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One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - Anything you do can get you fired;
this includes doing nothing... - I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a
pig. You get dirty,
and besides, the pig likes it. -- George Bernard...
