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• Governing a large country is like frying a small fish.
  You spoil it with too much poking. -- Lao-Tze...
• The crack is far too small for you to follow.
• You're too fat in the first place, you know it's true.
  You're too fat in the second place too. -- Homer Hayne...
• Traveling makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world. -- Flaube
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• If you are too busy to read, then you are too busy.
• It is of some small consolation for you to know that we have survived every President the electorate has thrust upon us.
• ALT ALT to you too!