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• An idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit. -- Henry Ford
• Well, and let me make this...perfectly clear, I honestly believe, in my heart, that I am not a crook, or if I am, I don't remember it, which is the same thing.
• You deliver a good argument, but speaking personally, I'd rather have an exhibitionist nymphomaniac, especially one who looked like Julie Newmar.
  -- Jerry Boyajia...
• A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did.
  -- Gregory Nu...
• One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• The Eighth Commandment for C programmers: Thou shalt make thy program's purpose and structure clear to thy fellow man by using the One True Brace Style
  even if thou likest it not, for thy creativity is better used in solving problems than in creating beautiful new impediments to understanding....
• No one perfectly loves God who does not perfectly love some of his creatures.
  -- Marguerite de Valoi...
• Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.