The Book You Want Is On Either The Bottom Shelf, Accessible By Crawling, Or On The Top Shelf, Accessible Only By Wobbly Ladder.

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The book you want is on either the bottom shelf, accessible by crawling,
or on the top shelf, accessible only by wobbly ladder.
-- London's Law of Libraries

London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
I'm taking one from the top shelf," he said highhandedly.
PURPITATION: To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, and then put it in another section.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop...
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.
There are no answers, only cross references. -- Weiner's Law of Librarie

The Book You Want Is On Either The Bottom Shelf, Accessible By Crawling, Or On The Top Shelf, Accessible Only By Wobbly Ladder.

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