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• If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
• It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore.
  In our society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct....
• The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner in Sophia County.
  "Census data indicate that the number of retired couples without children who are moving into Sophia County is steadily rising...
• He that sips of many arts, drinks of none. -- Fulto
• Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Business Graphics - Popular with managers who understand neither decimals, fractions, Roman numerals, nor PI but have more than a passing acquaintance with pies and bars.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...