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• There is a God, but He drinks" -- Blore
• There is a God, but He drinks -- Blore
• There are so many drinks that are yet to be drunk.
• He who hath many friends hath none. -- Aristotle
• He that drinks fast, pays slow. -- Ben Frankli
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• An alcoholic is one who drinks to forget that he drinks and can lay on the floor and forget to hold on.
• The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules.