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• Hoopy: really together guy
• Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
  Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
• If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
• Is there a Roman numeral for zero?" [no] -- Amazingly Mind-bogglingly Stupid Question #7432
• Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
  Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why their not together....
• The Universe--some information to help you live in it.
  1 AREA: Infinite. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" offers this definition of the word "Infinite....
• The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
  -- Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw...