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• An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.
  Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it....
• Greetings from Near, Miss.
• priority interrupt n. [from the hardware term] Describes any stimulus compelling enough to yank one right out of hack mode.
  Classically used to des SO for immediate sex, but may also refer to more mundane interruptions such as a fire alarm going off in the near vicinity....
• WRONG! Back to the room to study! -- KaZak !!!
• Staring voices.. from the dark room..
• DES Disk Eject Swapped
• You are in a room with many elves sitting on benches.
  At the south end end of the room a very old elf is speaking....