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• You're in the dark suck room.
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Radiating from the dark side of Mongol...
• Try staring at someone from a substantial distance.
  >(Eventually they will turn around.) ASTOUNDING! We all know that without* telepathy staring at the back of a person's head would freeze them into helpless immobility!...
• In any given field, the leading voices come from people who are motivated not by conviction but by the desire to present opinions and ideas that differ from those held by the majority.
• How many Hegelians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark...
• A massive stone tablet imbedded in the wall reads: Congratulations on bringing light into the dark-room!
• A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
  -- Charles Darwi...
• From Rodd's Back Room near Des Moines....