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  All men, when procreating, are equal. But in a practical sense, we could not dissipate, we could not copulate, we could not wallow on this ground....
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  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• All we have of freedom -- all we use or know -- This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago.
  -- Kipling...
• Victory finds a hundred fathers, but failure is an orphan.
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five time eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
• A dozen, a gross, and a score, Plus three times the square root of four, Divided by seven, Plus five times eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more.
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  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....